SESSION TIMING REPORT
ERR // 408
408
Request timeout.
YOU MISSED THE CUE
SESSION COUNT-IN // RESPONSE EXPECTED
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NO PERFORMANCE DETECTED
The channel was opened. The microphones were live. The archive gave you a perfectly adequate count-in.
Then everybody waited.
YOU NEVER CAME IN.
The server maintained a professional silence for as long as could reasonably be expected, before concluding that whatever was supposed to happen probably wasn’t going to.
CHANNEL
OPEN
MICROPHONES
LIVE
COUNT-IN
COMPLETED
FIRST NOTE
NOT RECEIVED
AWKWARD SILENCE
INCREASING
DRUMMER
COUNTED IN AGAIN
RESULT
STILL NOTHING
ARCHIVE RESPONSE
408 // SESSION TIMED OUT
ENGINEER’S NOTE
Tape continued rolling throughout the incident.
The resulting recording consists of thirty seconds of room tone, somebody moving a chair, and one increasingly irritated sigh from the control room.
It will not be released.
Tape continued rolling throughout the incident.
The resulting recording consists of thirty seconds of room tone, somebody moving a chair, and one increasingly irritated sigh from the control room.
It will not be released.
Please try the request again and come in when expected.
If necessary, watch the drummer. Everyone else does.
If necessary, watch the drummer. Everyone else does.