CONTROL ROOM INCIDENT REPORT
ERR // 500
500
Internal server error.
SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG IN THE CONTROL ROOM
MIX BUS // OPERATIONAL CONFIDENCE FALLING
INTERNAL SIGNAL PATH // UNSTABLE
Your request arrived normally.
Unfortunately, something inside the archive then made a noise the engineers assure us it is not supposed to make.
THIS ONE IS OURS.
No amount of refreshing, retuning, or looking suspiciously at your own equipment is likely to help.
The problem is firmly on this side of the glass.
INCOMING REQUEST
VALID
INPUT CHANNEL
RECEIVED
MIX BUS
UNSTABLE
LEFT CHANNEL
NOT SPEAKING TO RIGHT CHANNEL
COMPRESSOR
COMPRESSING SOMETHING
PATCH BAY
PLEASE DON’T ASK
SMOKE
MOSTLY FIGURATIVE
ENGINEER
CURRENTLY UNDER DESK
ARCHIVE RESPONSE
500 // INTERNAL ERROR
CONTROL ROOM NOTE
There are presently two schools of thought.
One recommends switching everything off and back on again.
The other recommends touching absolutely nothing until the smell goes away.
Both opinions are held by senior staff.
There are presently two schools of thought.
One recommends switching everything off and back on again.
The other recommends touching absolutely nothing until the smell goes away.
Both opinions are held by senior staff.
Please try again later.
The archive apologises for the interruption and would like to emphasise that pressing random illuminated buttons is not currently part of the recovery procedure.
This instruction was added after somebody asked.
The archive apologises for the interruption and would like to emphasise that pressing random illuminated buttons is not currently part of the recovery procedure.
This instruction was added after somebody asked.